Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Meh. The worst part of cleaning? All the fucking abortions. I am not even kidding.

Well, I'm not kidding about it being the worst part. Obviously, I am not literally aborting people's fetuses. I would be a lot richer and happier than at my current job. Probably.

But yeah, every time I vacuum I have to get all up in my vacuum's tubes with a coat hanger to get the gunk out, and it's a pain in my ass. It's more effort than vacuuming itself. It used to be the fuzz my new(ish) carpet threw off, but that stopped and I was abortion-free. But then I got a rabbit who should be fucking bald by now, the little fucker. He has been shedding like a maniac for like two months now. So I've been aborting like a maniac for two months now. Bleh.

The whole time I was cleaning I was mentally bitching about what a dick he is, but I've decided he can't help it, most animals shed, and should probably just get a less shitty vacuum. He IS, however, a dick for strewing his hay and feces all over my kitchen floor all the time.

Anyway.....


1 comments:

Argonius said...

I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings, Get me a small man's wetsuit please :).