So... I haven't done a lot of comics in a long time. I'm sad that this had to be my triumphant return.



I'm also sad that fucking Geocities went away without telling me, after my computer lost all my stuff a year ago and I was too lazy to re back it up again... long story long.... All my older comics are now gone which really bums me out. There were some good ones. I will miss the anthropomorphic sousaphone and the worms having hermaphrodite porn.

So I just found out after like, 3 years of flushing my butt wipes down the toilet that they are not supposed to be flushed. You know what? I'm going to keep doing it!

But riddle me this: why do they have fish printed on them if they are not meant to be flushed? Sure, it aids me in my ability to imagine myself wiping my butt with real dead fish, but I think I could do that anyway. I have a very fertile imagination.

Meh, I am lazy. Woke up really late today cause I left my phone (which is also my alarm) in my car last night. Played a little on the computer, watched some hulu, and that's about it until it was Jeremy time (he works normal people hours). I really have about 5 billion tasks I need to do. Some big: cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning as always, unclogging my shower drain, others only require a call such as setting up the like three doctor's appointments I really need right now, calling in a plumber for my faucet in the kitchen that's been busted for months now... Sometimes I barely get a shower in or a trip to the grocery store I really need.

I think part of it is my energy level... from some chapping on my lips and how thin my fingernails are right now, I'm thinking some of it is not enough iron, which I am being more conscientious about taking my iron so hopefully that will help. Some of it's just... I dunno. I get home from work and I'm tired and don't feel like doing anything. I sleep more than I probably should be. And when I wake up I need a couple of hours to actually wake up. So I spend all the time I'm actually alert at work, save for the hours I can grab with boyfriend, friends, & family. I feel like I never have time to get anything done, but I don't have many friends, and work part time. Granted, boyfriend has been taking up some time (don't get me wrong, I love it), but I was having a lot of the same time/energy problems even before boyfriend. Where the fuck is my time going? I dunno.

Anyway, hanging with Jeremy was good. We went to Noodles, where 10% of our purchase went to help Special Olympics. We also watched Mansfield Park, which was pretty good. We've also decided all black people have to use "bl" at the beginning of words, and all white people have to use "w." For instance, Wy wame wis Wamy. (My name is Amy). It sounds lame, but believe me, when we came up with it, it was hilarious.

We hung out this weekend too. We ended up watching The Hebrew Hammer, a (purposefully) cheesy movie about a Jewish guy (said Hebrew Hammer) saving Hanukkah in a sort of blaxploitation (think Shaft) style. It was surprisingly: not horrible. No, I'm not going to say it's my favorite movie ever, but it was humorous at parts. It was all because we saw a guy at Denny's with a tee shirt that had a logo that incorporated both the superman logo and the Star of David. This inevitably led us to the google searches "Jewish Superman" and "Jewperman" which led to us discovering the existence of Hebrew Hammer. Jewperman, by the way, according to the urban dictionary (which doesn't lie, of course) is defined as, "A Jew with exceptional intercourse prowess." The things you learn at Denny's, folks.