Conver with Ryan

Ryan: maybe you can txt eachother the answers
Me: haha I'm not allowed to utilize or bring any electronic communicating device, including but not limited to cell phones, mp3 players, and pagers. Those bastards.
Me: Rush helps me add
Me: Queen helps me spell
Ryan: hahah word
Me: with out Tom Sawyer I think two plus two is fifteen
Me: without fat bottom girls I think tree is spelled Taskdjfa
Ryan: oh crap! It's not?
Me: I know, right?
Me: classic rock, I need you now!
Ryan: rock out!
Me: bohemian rhapsody is how I know how to spell bohemian.
Me: and rhapsody
Ryan: haha okay that may be valid
Me: modern music just isn't as educational
Ryan: how am I supposed to know how to spell when poker face is on?
Ryan: I can't think about anything except stabbing lady gaga
Me: hahaha

Jeremy had two separate conversations with me in his sleep again... so adorable!

Jeremy: *noise*
Me: What?
Jeremy: Judiste!
Me: What is a Judiste?
Jeremy: It's a monster!
Me: What kind of monster?
Jeremy: It's like part caped super hero and part Jew
Me: It's part jew?
Jeremy: Yes
Me: What is its weapons?
Jeremy: *mumble mumble and Jew Love*
Me: Jew love?
Jeremy: Yes
Me: Is jew love a weapon?
Jeremy: no, it's love.
Me: What's five times four?
Jeremy: four
Me: I love you!
Jeremy: I love you!

second conver:

Jeremy: Yaaaay!
Me: Why yay?
Jeremy: Volleyball no more
Me: No more volleyball?
Jeremy: yeah
Me: Do you hate volleyball?
Jeremy: I don't give a damn, it's just *mumble mumble*

So there's this band, Say Anything, that I really like. They had a deal a few months ago where if you pay them some money (yeah, I probably spent too much but what the hell) the lead singer would write and perform a song about whatever you want. I'd recently bought a rabbit who foiled my every attempt at... everything.

I got it yesterday... if you want to hear it, download here:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/715498944bff861b/

P.S. The crotch thing, out of context, is gross. Basically he will lick whatever is in front of him if you scratch him vigorously. When I decided to show my friends Julie & Lothar this trick, he happened to be on my lap and it looked like he was giving me a BJ. It was hilarious and I mentioned that it the notes, which was probably a mistake. Now if I ever want to play this song for anyone, I have to explain that part :P

Jeremy is, to all appearances, asleep.

Jeremy: *starts laughing*
Me: What's so funny?
Jeremy: *sad groan*
Me: What?
Jeremy: *sad groan*
Me: What?
Jeremy: I don't remember
Me: So you dreamed of something funny, laughed, woke up, and forgot what it was?
Jeremy: I don't know
Me: Are you asleep right now?
Jeremy: No
Me: Are you asleep right now?
Jeremy: No
Amy: Are you talking to me in your sleep?
Jeremy: No
Amy: What's 4 times 5?
Jeremy: 5
Amy: You are asleep!
Jeremy: 20
Amy: Maybe not...

*pause*

Amy: I love you!
Jeremy: *sad groan*
Amy: Are you upset or something?

No answer. He told me afterwards that he didn't remember anything, so probably had been asleep. It was pretty funny.