Shit or get off the pot. Shit or get off the pot. Shit or get off the pot. Shit or get off the pot. Shit or get off the pot. Shit or get off the pot.

Try your hardest at your stupid job or quit. Try your hardest at your stupid job or quit. Try your hardest at your stupid job or quit. Try your hardest at your stupid job or quit. Try your hardest at your stupid job or quit. Try your hardest at your stupid job or quit. Try your hardest at your stupid job or quit.

Dunno, message to myself. I really felt like quitting today, instead I just went home. Which is not shitting or getting off the pot. I need to really buckle down and earn the promotion they've been waving like a carrot in my face ever since I got the damned job (not that I didn't work that hard in the beginning, not that I'm doing a shitty job now, but there's so much competition you need to give it your all--which I don't). Or quit. I have no other job lined up. But I want to quit so bad. Quit, quit, quit. Someone... convince me to do one or the other. Please.

Bleh. Anyone know anything about vacuums?

I find the choices confusing. Right now I have a small-ish dirt devil upright bagless vacuum cleaner. Since I got the bunny, I can't vacuum without this one stupid hose being clogged up constantly, and it's a pain in the ass to dig out the hair.

So... I know a ton of people don't have indoor rabbits, but anyone with a cat or dog have a suggestion? I've been looking at the "pet" or "animal" vacuums and it seems their deal is just some random rubber attachment that helps you clean up the fur. That's not the problem, I just don't want it clogged all the time.

My secondary requirement is I don't want it to weigh a fuck ton and be a pain to push around. But I'm afraid the lighter ones will be like my current one and get clogged. So this is a somewhat negotiable requirement.

Price... I don't want a $500 vacuum. I mean, I'll get a moderately pricey vacuum if it does what I want and lasts a long time but $500 seems ridiculous for a vacuum.

So... err... suggestions?

Dear diary:

Today I squeezed my bunny's butt, and poop came out!

He also came to me in response to the song "Baby Got Back."

I think I'm a little too obsessed with rabbit ass.

But it's so biiiig!

Meh. Update: I'm sleepy, sleeping, or tired most of the time. Otherwise, I'm at work or with the lovely Jeremylicious Jeremy. That is why I don't blog much. Appologies, my avid fans.