Ah, Facebook. Thank you for letting me know that Neil Diamond is going to have a new Christmas album out. At first I was like, "Neil Diamond's Jewish. Does he really need a third Christmas album out there?"

Then I clicked the link for the description. And while there are probably plenty of actual Christmas songs on the album, it mentions that he is covering Adam Sandler's Hannukah song.

That's right. NEIL DIAMOND IS COVERING ADAM SANDLER. Can the apocalypse be far?

Anyway.... here, if you don't believe me.