deeerrrr

Me: yeah she and AC (antichrist) had to go to st louis today
YM: I bet that was a fun, urm, trip.
Me: oh my god
Me: I would strangle AC before we even got out of town
YM: I would murder her by shitting in her mouth until she suffocated.
Me: I WOULD MARRY YOU
YM: I WOULD SACRIFICE OUR FIRST BORN RETARD AS A THANK YOU TO SATAN FOR TAKING AC
Me: LOL
Me: I WOULD APPROVE