say hello to good times

Have I said before that I like messing with people's heads on the interweb?

catering: whats your name
Me: Ivana
catering: pretty name
Me: my parents thought so
Me: I would much rather not be named the
same thing as anyone who married donald trump
catering: true that
catering: are you bored
Me: yep
catering: me too unfortunatly
catering: so what do you to pass boredom
Me: pee
catering: are you doing that now
Me: yes, I have a laptop computer for just
such a reason
catering: sweet
catering: so what do you do for fun
Me: I told you dude!
Me: I pee while talking to sexy men on the
interwebs
catering: you think i am sexy
Me: yeah. You and peeing are like, my two favorite things
catering: ok
catering: so whats your name
Me: I told you already
catering: i am forgetful
catering: sorry ivanna
Me: ah
catering: i ll make it up for you
Me: oh?
catering: yeah
catering: how could i
Me: describe how you pee
catering: standing with it in my hand
Me: oh yeah
Me: work that pee
catering: i d like to work you
Me: with your giant love weasel?
catering: yes
Me: first you have to let me pee on you
catering: ok
Me: it smells delicious
Me: like asparagus
catering: you look like
Me: I like to think of myself as a cross between Meryl Streep and Katherine Hepburn
Me: with a tiny bit of Bea Arthur thrown in
catering: sweet
Me: as a diabetic's blood
catering: lol
catering: you have a pic
Me: of your mom
Me: we totally did it last night
catering: sweet
Me: I was surprised she let me do anal
Me: I mean, we barely know each other
Me: well aside from when I sat on her face about a week ago at a party
Me: your mom gives lousy oral
Me: but that ass don't quit