don't eat it all in one place

Sista: fuck that guy
Me: haha
Me: well I was trying
Me: but apparently he's just not that into me
Sista: there is a book for that
Me: haha, really??
Sista: check it out
Me: My problems are solved!

In other news, I really enjoy e-mails that include paragraphs like this: "Speaking of which, putting 1 and 1 together on your present comment and your apparent MO I can only assume you've peed on my mother. Please, do not pee on my mother. Please. She has a heart condition."