when I'm dead I'll rest

Best way to wake up EVER:

Your landlord showing up unexpectedly and putting back part of a window he took away some time ago, because you broke it, because it's a crappy window. At least I had PJ's on this time, last time he showed up when I was sleeping without clothes because it had been so hot out.

Then him mentioning in passing that I'm going to have to pay for the new glass, though not labor on the window. Which I had not known. So.... um, I'm NEVER telling him that I broke the little thing that covers up your butter or margarine in the fridge. Even though that one clearly WAS my fault, way more than the window.

Then after him leaving, roughly 20 minutes on the toilet with my old friend colitis.