Hey, losers! I'll be in AZ until the 20th.... hope ya miss me!

I probably won't be coming back.... Ryan and Brooke are taking me to a cabin in the woods. Ryan is the guy who carries around a signed note from me in his wallet that says he can do whatever he wants with my corpse when I'm dead.

Oh well, at least I'll be buried surrounded by the things I love - dead babies and burnt hookers!