my day

(12:16:53 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: what're you up to today?
(12:17:20 PM) Me: I called up my parents and they still don't have the results on what sort of cancer it is
(12:17:31 PM) Me: then I went to Meijer and bought tuna helper and no tuna like the dick I am
(12:17:37 PM) Me: then I washed dishes
(12:17:40 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: haha
(12:17:43 PM) Me: now I don't really have anything until work
(12:17:47 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: time to dance party
(12:18:01 PM) Me: I am listening to idlewild at top volume
(12:18:15 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: that is not dance-worthy
(12:18:20 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: that's mopeworthy
(12:18:34 PM) Me: what is wrong with idlewild?
(12:18:40 PM) Me: they ROCk
(12:18:55 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: they rock the sadness
(12:18:59 PM) Me: haha
(12:19:29 PM) Me: fine I will listen to murmaider for you
(12:23:33 PM) Me: so here's something weird
(12:23:45 PM) Me: I think home improvement stores are getting indie
(12:24:04 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: haha how so?
(12:24:21 PM) Me: I swear to god I was in Home Depot this weekend, and they were playing "Landed," by Ben Folds
(12:24:32 PM) Me: and a couple weeks before that Lowe's was playing Peter Bjorn & John
(12:25:06 PM) Me: Like I sort of got the PB & J, it's been on Grey's Anatomy and is sort of popular these days. But that Ben Folds song is not popular or even new.
(12:27:32 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: haha
(12:27:59 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: I tell you what, and I know I've heard about it before, but I have no respect for Of Montreal anymore
(12:28:18 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: I saw their stupid Outback commercial and it makes me want to stab everyone
(12:29:36 PM) Me: hahaha
(12:29:40 PM) Me: I dunno I figure they're poor
(12:29:44 PM) Me: they might as well sell it
(12:29:50 PM) Me: plus I don't watch tv and don't have to see that ad
(12:29:58 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: no that's no reason to sing outback steakhouse jingles to the tune of one of your songs
(12:30:03 PM) Me: I didn't really like that song in the first place
(12:30:18 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: like.. make up a new song for selling out to outback
(12:30:24 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: don't take one of your songs and just replace the lyrics
(12:30:26 PM) Me: haha
(12:30:27 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: that's just horrible
(12:30:40 PM) Me: you'd have to take that up with them or outback
(12:30:50 PM) Me: I don't know why they did it the way they did
(12:31:01 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: because they suck :|
(12:31:04 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: I take it up with anyone that supports them
(12:31:14 PM) Me: fine
(12:31:15 PM) Me: you told me
(12:31:19 PM) Me: and I still like them
(12:31:32 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: haha
(12:32:17 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: I boycott all indie music and steak!
(12:32:32 PM) Me: what did steak do to you? Boycott Australia if you have to
(12:32:33 PM) Me: not steak
(12:33:30 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch:: haha outback is no more australian than crocodile dundee
(12:34:58 PM) Me: well then boycott crocodile dundee and all fake australian objects
(12:35:17 PM) Me: throw another shrimp on the BARbie
(12:35:30 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: haha
(12:35:37 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: I'll throw barbie on the barbie
(12:35:50 PM) Me: are you a barbie girl living in a barbie world?
(12:35:56 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: No
(12:36:02 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: I'm a material girl and this is a material world
(12:36:16 PM) Me: I mean you should boycott crocodile dundee
(12:36:18 PM) Me: he sucks anyway
(12:36:24 PM) Me: haha
(12:36:28 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: that's not a knoife!
(12:36:39 PM) Me: HAHAHAH

Then right after that, I got a phone call from my dad. The cancer's treatable!