hulk smash

It's awesome. Whenever I tell anyone about the Hulk Smash Diet, someone adds their own little twist to it. I'm at the point where I probably COULD write a book about it anymore.

(3:04:38 PM) Stevenson: I HATE YOU
(3:04:44 PM) Stevenson: oops, that slipped out.
(3:05:45 PM) Me: haha
(3:06:09 PM) Me: if you werent' so skinny already you would be a prime candidate for the hulk smash diet
(3:06:29 PM) Stevenson: what's that?
(3:06:43 PM) Me: it's a diet I made up
(3:06:48 PM) Me: based on the Fat Smash diet
(3:06:54 PM) Me: that was like on oprah so it sold a ton
(3:07:01 PM) Stevenson: ahhh
(3:07:13 PM) Me: I decided that there should be a "hulk smash diet" where you lose the weight from being angry and breaking things
(3:07:17 PM) Me: that takes a lot of energy
(3:07:21 PM) Stevenson: oh, totally.
(3:07:25 PM) Stevenson: That's an awesome idea.
(3:07:28 PM) Me: and then like all the after photos are these skinny green people
(3:07:48 PM) Me: and like if you're not angry enough on your own, you can take steroids which will make you more ripped AND angry
(3:08:29 PM) Stevenson: Are there centers you can go to and break stuff, so you don't have to break your own stuff?
(3:08:37 PM) Me: haha
(3:08:41 PM) Me: that's an awesome idea
(3:08:45 PM) Me: I hadn't even thought of that