my despair had ascended to heaven that's how I finally got rid of it

Uncanny: I spent pretty much all of my saturday shovelling things
Me: hey as long as those things aren't crap
Me: you can think, "at least I'm not shoveling crap."
Uncanny: haha
Me: I'm a ray of sunshine, I am
Uncanny: sunshine isn't brown
Me: haha OUCH
Me: burn
Uncanny: its gold
Uncanny: and thats the wrong function entirely
Uncanny: I think I took that too far
Me: no I think that's the wrong function entirely is about when I started hurting myself laughing