I've got you to thank for this

So the DN's got me these two really cute little frogs for christmas. It's hilarious because they gave them to me and I was like, "Wow, I actually really like frogs," and they're like, "yes, we know, EVERY time you visit you comment on our frog." And I'm like, "whoa, I don't even remember that." So I thought it was a nice and thoughtful gift.

Plus I have this weird thing where if I do have stuffed animals or any other type of animals or anything around I do like to make them talk. Which is ridiculous, because I am not good at voices, but I like to do it just the same. One thing I like to do is make Makin' Bacon Jerky, this tiny pig I have in my nametag, just say "snaaap" in a really high voice after I've insulted someone.

So anyway, "Moskau," one of the frogs named after a Dschinghis Khan song, I pretty much repeat that schtick and make him say that. The other one, Kazachok Mcgee, named after a Dschinghis Khan song and... weirdness, is kind of in his posse and backs him up and will say, "wooord," or "uuuuuuh huuuuuuh" in a low voice.

Because I'm flippin' nuts. Even I realize this is bizarre behavior, but I can't stop.

Speaking of pathologically obsessive behavior.... this is how I play all sim-like games where I have a chance between being good and totally perverting the entire game for my own weird twisted amusement

Me: I decided to be good and tell on the jerk husband
Ryan: you're so nice
Me: I just kicked the crap out of some bully kid
Ryan: haha nice
Me: but to be honest I did want to do it because I wanted violence
Ryan: haha
Me: oh man maybe I am a goody goody
Me: because I totally watched this stuff while this guy peed instead of breaking into it
Ryan: haha
Me: the others I could write off becuase I dislike infidelity and I like beating people up
Me: but the last is just "good"


Me: so to entertain myself I've just started walking up and punching people in the face
Ryan: hahah
Ryan: nice
Me: it's losing me the game though because I'm inexperienced and can't beat up these people and am getting fined for it
Me: I can't stop doing it though :P
Ryan: hey, you play the game that you want to play it
Ryan: and everyone else gets the vertical finger
Me: haha I saved this little girl's teddy bear for her
Me: THEN PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE