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Me: so if a sauce is solid when refrigerated
Me: I'm thinking it has more saturated fat/cholesterol than Elvis
Ryan: haha
Me: that alfredo stuff I made is solid in the frige
Me: like all of it
Me: not just part of it
Me: completely solid
Ryan: haha that's kind of scary
Me: well I guess if you put a whole stick of butter in it'll be like that
Ryan: haha yeah tht would definitely do the trick
Me: and the other ingredients are basically straight cheese and heavy cream
Me: tastes good though. And cost me over 30 dollars, considering I lost my wallet when I was shopping for the ingriedients
Me: I liked it but I think I'll weigh a thousand pounds if I keep making it
Me: and just randomly have a heart attack and die