Me: Oh here's something hilarious
Me: I was talking to my friend Hoot today
Me: well, actually she was talking to a customer
Me: and we couldn't find the book for him
Me: so he said he was going to try somewhere else and she was like, "good luck on your quest"
Me: and I made fun of her for calling it a quest
Me: and she was like, "well you do quests all the time, you play world of warcraft. Like what are you, a druid?"

and I was like, "Shit"
and she's like, "what?"
and I had to be like, "I really AM a druid on world of warcraft."
Ryan: hahah
Ryan: burned