So, I made a catastrophic mistake last night, in that I accidently let 007 get to the carpeted area of my house. He didn't whiz (wiz?), thank god, but now he's absolutely obsessed with getting over there. I think I'm going to have to get a pet gate or something. I feel like I am Goldfinger or something, trying to thwart his mission. But I don't have lots of gold or cool lasers. I'm probably just the wimpy accountant guy from the second to last movie who cries blood.