I'm your man, and I buy the drugs

Thankfully, I've not tried to answer the phone at work with the Borders spiel, but all the time when I start out asking a customer a question, I'll be like, "Now sir, do you..." and my brain screams, "have borders rewards?" and then I forget what I was actually going to ask, and the customer is disconcerted by the pause. Also awesome is at the end of the phone call when I say, "Thank you for calling..." my brain also insists on screaming "Borders!" and again I have this weird-ass pause before I say the name of the corporation that currently owns me.