cause it already is

Who doesn't love discussing penis with strangers?

Me: please don't stalk me and send me unwanted penis now
Bor: no worries
Bor: i don't take pictures of my penis
Me: phew
Bor: haha.. don't fake it.. you're TOTALLY disappointed
Me: well of course I am. It's like you took away Christmas.
Bor: it's not like I took away xmas... I DID take away xmas
Me: aww, I didn't get the memo this year about christmas being turned into a picture of a man's penis