Wednesday, July 14, 2010

So here's what I've been up to:

1) Planning a wedding! Just kidding, Jeremy did propose to me yesterday but he was high as a kite because he was coming off of anesthetics at the doctor's office. He had to have a colonoscopy (good news: they didn't find anything like colitis or cancer bad news: they didn't find anything at all so they don't really know what's causing his digestive issues). Here are some of the awesome things he said whilst under the influence:

J: I love you, my little chickadee (no, he doesn't normally call me that). You're so nice. You're so sweet. Will you marry me?
Me: Yes. What date?
J: Now.
Me: You didn't give me a ring.
J: *shows me a loop in his IV* here! I'll get you a better one later
Me: Thanks!
J: We're going to get married in Japan.
Me: Cool.
J: Kyoto. We're going to wear Japanese outfits.
Me: Awesome!

J: Where am I?
Me: The colonoscopy place.
J: When are they going to do it?
Me: They already did it.
J: No they didn't.
Me: The doctor told me they did.
J: I don't trust that doctor. He had an evil look about him.
Me: Really?
J: He cut me open with a light saber. I'm like humpty dumpty.... all my eggs fell out!

J: Darth Vader hates the gremlins like I do, but I don't trust him. Harrison Ford is on Darth Vader's side now too. He said, "Here's looking at you, kid!"
Me: Harrison Ford doesn't say that, Bogart says it in Casablanca
J: Nooo.... Bogey stole it from Harrison Ford
Me: Harrison Ford wasn't even born yet...
J: Noooo!!

J: The gremlins are trying to steal my blanket
Me: You keep kicking it off yourself
J: *pointing at my wallet chain* They're going to steal that too
Me: What would gremlins even do with a wallet chain?
J: They'll sell it to ghosts.
Me: What would ghosts do with a wallet chain?
J: They rattle it, to scare people, like with other chains

Me: The nurses said to sit up
J: I can't sit up, the gremlins will steal my soul
Me: I'll protect your soul
J: They'll steal your soul too. They have a machine, they'll suck it right out of your nose. *gestures at his nose and makes a slurping noise*

J: Where am I?
Me: The colonoscopy place
J: When are they going to do it?
Me: They already did it
J: No, they still have to do it. The gremlins are going to steal my soul out of my butt.

J: I'm superman and I'm in the hospital for kryptonite poisoning
Me: Oh?
J: Where is the justice league? I need them to fight crime. Oh nevermind, they're a bunch of lame-asses, they never do anything.
Me: Like aquaman?
J: Where's catwoman?
Me: She's not even part of the Justice League
J: She is now, but I don't trust her. Call Spiderman! Call spidey on the spidey phone!

J: What is that? *points to the plastic bag full of his street clothes*
Me: Your clothes
J: No it's not, only a lame-ass would wear that bullshit. I wear a cape! And sunglasses (starts describing the outfit of a guy from an anime he likes, Gurren Lagann).
Me: It's jeans, and your shoes...
J: No one wears jeans!
Me: Everyone wears jeans, except for like, me
J: I drive a mecha!

J: This is the best apple juice ever!
Me: I'm glad!
J: Write down the company name! I want to write them a letter telling them how awesome they are!

J: This pizza is like everything good in the world is in my mouth

2) Applying the fuck out of job postings. Does anyone have anywhere they think I'd fit in? I'd apply. Though.... it is relatively non rewarding looking at wanted ads in the paper. So lately it's mostly been jobs at ISU or my current employer I've applied for. So, I have an interview with my current employer for a position I've been trying to get for like two years now. Strictly lateral... I should fucking have it by now, but whatever. I've really been trying over there and have even sort of "played the game," by networking. So we'll see.

As for ISU, I guess they're on a hiring spree because it's the beginning or end of their fiscal year or something. I've applied for 5 jobs there the last month. The first, I got an interview (yay, first time I've gotten an interview with ISU in all the times I've applied there), but didn't get the job. I've got 4 more to go... (dunno if I would get an interview or not, a couple of them have been progressing slower than the first one).

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

So... today I talked to someone, and they said the Chipmunk version of Zombie was bunk, someone probably just chipmunkized the orig. song on their own and posted it as from the motion picture. I should've known better. Internet, why would I trust you?

Speaking of music, I've been listening to Pandora a lot lately. I think I've finally gotten my main station, "Randomness" to the point where it plays things I mostly approve of.... it takes awhile to add everything and weed everything out. It still isn't perfect (but what is?) esp. since it really focuses on certain things, esp. if they are more popular. You click "like" on one motherfucking Beatles or Coldplay song, you get ALL of them. Annoying because there are a LOT of Beatles songs on Pandora. And I only like two or three Coldplay songs, max. Plus, the thing has a fuckload of live songs, or ones that are also included on the band's greatest hits or something, so if you click like on a band or song, you might get several versions of it over and over. And it will play the more popular songs off an album a bunch of times but none of the others.

Gah it sounds like a complaint. But I like it. Esp. since I probably confuse the poor thing, my main station is pretty much EVERYTHING I like, not everything from a certain type. So it swings from oldies to emo to indie, to popular 90's/early 00's songs, and everything in between.

Okay, well, nothing in between, those are probably the only four categories of music I like, when I think about it. Still, can be somewhat contradictory.

My 4th of July was okay. I had to work but we did pot luck and so I had some good food, and the phones were slower than usual. They gave me the day after off, and I had dinner with my dad, his gf, and Jeremy. It was cool.

Of course, I was pretty sore through all of this because the Saturday before, Jeremy & I went swimming and I overdid it. It sucks... the older you get the easier it is to fuck up your body. I can't wait until I'm 50 and do one backstroke and kill myself. Of course, what I should do is just stay in shape but that seems like too much work. But the swimming itself was great, since I didn't get sore till later.

Let's see, what else have I done lately? I'm so bad at keeping up my blog these days.... back when I blogged all the time I wondered why other people didn't remember to do it every day, but then I got a life and it became harder to remember. Plus my ass hurts so much from the chairs at work I hate sitting at my computer to type.

Well, Ryan & Brooke visited in June. When I picked them up in Chicago we toured the city. First, we went to this mexican place called Xoco. I wasn't sure why they ate so much Mexican when they visited (esp. from random chain restaurants like Chevy's and Chipotle), given that they're from AZ, but whatever. Xoco was awesome. They had Jamaica with lemongrass (mmmmm) and awesome churros--might I add it was my first churro?

We went to Navy Pier and saw the Shanghai circus. They were awesome, though I decided to be dickish and whisper "I want my money back," to Ryan every time someone fell or dropped something. But it was rare--all in all they rocked.

Then we went to a hot dog place for an "authentic chicago dog." What we hadn't expected was an "authentic naked bike marathon" right outside the door. As someone observed, "dinner AND a show," for us.

Then we did a lot of chillin' that week, watching TV (invader Zim, yay!) other random things on netflix, playing games (despite Ryan being a lame-ass!). But we did go to a U pick strawberry place, and to matthiesen park.

And we ate well, we went to a variety of restaurants and I cooked meatloaf, pork chops, turkey roast, potatoes, and Jeremy cooked noodles & his famous chicken parm & spaghetti.

Sunday, July 04, 2010

...it's so wrong that it's right.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

So, my grandpa died this week. He was my last grandparent left. I mean, I could see it happening sooner or later, he'd been having a lot of health problems these last few years, but of course it never makes it easier. I have to say, he's probably also the only grandparent I was upset about passing. The first two went when I was really young, and the other one I never got along with all that well.

I'm not as sad as when my mom passed, which of course makes sense as I was a lot closer to her and saw her more often. But it seems to be expressing itself in a weird way too. Like with my mom I got all depressed and started crying all the time. I haven't really cried, but other things that usually don't bum me out as much have been making me more upset than usual so I'm sure it's probably related. I'm sure being on anti depressants makes a difference in how your emotions work too.

What sucks is how small I feel like my family is getting... Since we don't keep in contact with our extended relatives, basically all I have left is my dad and my sister. And my dad is going to turn 70 this year. I know it's morbid, but.... I think about it all the time. And it's so hard to keep in contact with my sister and her family, we're both so busy and have completely opposite schedules.

The older I get the more relationships I have, some of them that seemed rock solid, go awry. I look back on them and try to see what I should've done differently, what I did wrong. Family, though, is the security blanket. You or they have to really suck to alienate each other. I don't want my family to get smaller.

But I guess that's my own selfish reaction to grandpa passing away. I miss him, for him too, though. He was a really fun guy and was one of those people whose brains are completely agile right up till the end, his 90's.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

So I changed my hierarchy of "annoying calls at work."

From most annoying to least annoying, it used to go:

Hostile people
People who don't speak English at all
Dumb people
People who don't speak English well

Of course, people who are combinations of any of the above are the most most annoying. I used to put hostile people above the others because they don't HAVE to be jerkoffs, whereas dumb people and foreigners don't really have a choice. But now hostile people are probably lower, as usually they yell at you briefly and just hang up and you don't have to deal with them anymore.

Anyway, aside from that change, I have a new category that goes on top. People who won't fucking listen to you. I got two extreme examples of this tonight on internet calls. Internet calls, for those who haven't heard me bitch about my job before (though these are usually the least annoying calls as they are straightforward and uncomplicated... unless the person is extremely annoying for other reasons) are when someone can't get into their internet acct with us. We have them answer their security questions to verify their identity, and then provide them with their username (if they forgot it), reset their password, and/or unlock their account if they've failed at their password too many times or failed at answering their security questions too many times.

Security questions are hard for people to get... the computer's a little picky on how they're typed in and if they don't get it exactly right, they can't get in. So after they answer it close enough for a human to think they're right, we tell them exactly how it's typed in so they can get past it.

If we reset their password, it gets changed to their birthdate in the format MMDDYYYY. Then, once they login with that password, the computer prompts them to pick a new password.

Not fucking rocket science, especially if you have someone on the phone with you walking you through it step by step.

Ugh, but I had this lady, this fucking lady who would not fucking listen to me. I'm not even going to go into the other one.

Me: So, I'm going to go over your security questions with you so that you can get past them, then I'm going to give you your password (past experience has taught me to do this first, otherwise the person is typing in their password etc. while I'm trying to tell them their security questions, and won't listen). The answer to the first question is Monkey. And--
Lady: There's nowhere to type that in!
Me: Okay, we haven't gotten to that yet. I'm just letting you know your security questions before we get to the password. So the first question, the answer is--
Lady: But there's nowhere to put it in!
Me: I know. You'll need to put in your username and password first, but I'm telling you this now so that you will know when you get there. So I'm going to go over the questions for you. So the answer to the first question is Monkey. The second is Chevrolet Cavalier--
Lady: There's nowhere to type that in!
Me: I know. But we're going to get that. So anyway, the answer is Monkey--
Lady: I already put in Monkey, that's how it got locked up the first time.
Me: I know, but as I said before the computer is really picky about how they're typed in, so I'm telling you exactly how they are typed in. So it's Monkey. Then the second one is Chevrolet Cavalier. There is a space between Chevrolet and Cavalier. The computer will not take it without that space.
Lady: I already put it in like that.
Me: Okay, I understand that you had problems before, that is why I'm making sure you have the answers so that when you login, it will all be correct. I have to go over all of them to make sure. So, the third answer is--
Lady: Rio De Janeiro, I know!
Me: Yes, but I have to tell you how it is typed in. Rio SPACE De SPACE Janeiro, then you have another space, and the word "Brazil."
Lady: I typed it in like that!
Me: Okay, and your password is going to be your birthdate, in the format two digits for month--
Lady: What is the password?
Me: Okay, and your password is going to be your birthdate, in the format two digits for month--
Lady: That's all?
Me: I'm not finished.... two digits for month, two digits for day, FOUR digits for year
Lady: Okay, I'm trying it. Two digits for year, right?
Me: No, FOUR digits for year.
Lady: Okay *tries it, surprisingly gets the password right somehow, but is baffled by the security questions*
Me: Okay, I'm going to go through the security questions again *another argument about how she already put them in right*
Me: Okay, listen closely *bitch keeps interrupting me, I am almost shouting listen closely to her over and over, she won't fucking shut up* "You have Rio De Janeiro Brazil. There is a space between Chevrolet and Cavalier--
Lady: I have to put "cavalier?"
Me: Yes, you have to put cavalier. Now, you have Rio SPACE De SPACE Janeiro SPACE Brazil.
Lady: I know

so she still can't get again. Lots more "please listen closelys" I'm about to lose it

Me: Look, I am going to spell everything exactly as it is in there. Please, please listen closely. C-H-E-V-R-O-L-E-T SPACE C-A-V-A-L-I-E-R.
Lady: I know, I know
Me: Just, please listen closely. I have R-I-O SPACE D-E SPACE J-A-N-E-I-R-O space B-R-A-Z-I-L.
Lady: Yes, I know. R-I-O-D-E SPACE J-A-N-E-R-O
Me: No, no no. Please listen closely. There is a SPACE between Rio and De, and you have to spell Janeiro differently, and you HAVE to have Brazil. *I do it all over*
Her: Z-I-L? What? That's not how to spell Janeiro...
Me: Brazil. You have to have Brazil on the end.
Her: R-I-O SPACE D-E SPACE J-A-N-E-R-O space B-R-A-Z-I-L
Me: I spell Janeiro for her again
Her: That's not how it's spelled!
Me: That's how it is in here, you can change it once you're logged in
Her: *finally gets in, mercifully seems to not have many troubles changing her password--the other lady I mentioned was fucking up that part considerably... but I'm too tired after writing about this lady to go into the other lady's problems, just know they are almost equal and I had to take both of these calls in one night*

In other news, more poop problems lately. Not sure exactly when they started, but it was a day or few before I went to Chicago. I really need to see my poop doctor. And still need to see my regular doctor about my persistently sore/dry throat (which, of course, is not helped by having to yell at stupid customers all day). Meh.

Which, btw, I WENT TO CHICAGO. A lot of people who live around here go all the time, but to me it's a big deal, I've only gone a handful of times in my lifetime even though it's only a couple hours away. I know it's a city with a more working class reputation or whatever, but it usually seems classy and elegant.... even with the occasional homeless person. The skyline is so beautiful, and all of the architecture is beautiful and unique. Whereas if you live in a smaller town, esp. one that got most of it's growth in the later 20th century... everything's all boring and box-like.

Anyway, Jeremy and I went up there because there was a Ben Folds show. I probably wouldn't've gone all the way to Chicago for a concert, even Ben, if I didn't have Jeremy. One, he really likes Ben too, and has never seen him. Two, he drove--I'm scared of driving in the third largest city in the US and avoid it if possible. We even got a hotel room and stayed the night so we could do more in the city.

There were some obstacles, for sure. 1) The weather was colder than we expected so we didn't dress for it. A good amount of our outside time (which was a lot, we walked a lot of places) was unpleasant. 2) Jeremy has problems with his knees or something, and we had to walk more than expected, so he was sore. 3) It was like, impossible to buy a fucking pass for the El. The extra walking was us walking all over trying to buy passes.

But there was definite goodness!

1) The hotel was really nice, and the continental breakfast was sweeeet
2) We went to a couple really good restaurants, which even further solidified my notion of Chicago's classiness. And they were tasty!
3) We went to the Art Institute. They have SO many famous paintings, ones I would've never guessed at. Seriously--more famous impressionist paintings than probably the Louvre has. A fuck ton of Monets, Renoirs, Van Gogh, etc. A really awesome famous Seurat* And that's just scraping the surface-i.e. things I personally like, there was some neo classicism or whatever, the sculptures of Rodin (though not the Thinker itself), fuck tons of Matisse (I hate that guy, I believe he is expressionist), Gaugin etc. The Seurat I mentioned was particularly impressive in person. It is made up of tiny, tiny dots and is on a huge canvas, and had this glow about it.
4) We went to Navy Pier. We took a boat tour on Lake Michigan, and the skyline was beautiful. And had funnel cake!

I'm going on another brief trip soon, Jeremy's birthday is on the first and we're going to his parent's house in Jacksonville for the weekend. Should be good, his parents seem pretty nice from what I can tell the last time we visited.

I'm saving the rest of my paid vacation for the trip to Grandpa's that may or may not ever happen, and the trip Ryan's taking up here. Both of which I'm looking forward to.

Other than that, I'm obsessed with a computer game called Dragon Age. Great graphics, even better story.

Oh, also that bastard rabbit has taken to tearing up my carpeting :/

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* paintings I saw included but were not limited to:
-4 monet haystacks Probably his lamest thing, but famous.
-Fucktons of other monet including this
-No Starry Night, but there's one of the famous self portraits, and I think I saw the bedroom one
-Renoir, my favorite, ton others
-the awesome-ass Seurat

Monday, April 19, 2010

Guh... My throat has been dry and scratchy for like.... a really long time. It sucks, I have to conserve my talking for my stupid job that I hate and use it less for talking to actual people. I need to see a doctor or something.

Sunday, April 04, 2010



It's true.... I comforted that guy with the observation that the last two panels were impossible.... T would NEVER disrespect a man's mother like that.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

And another one...

Fun day. Went to get my car washed with my dad... which is his idea of fun, anyway. We had lunch, too.

Talked with Julie a little while, though not forever cause she called while I was with Dad. Will have to call her back.

Hung out with Jeremy... he's attempting to teach me to ride a bike. I dunno, the last time I tried it seemed really fun, and ridiculous, and I didn't feel too bad that I didn't get it because I was using a bike way too tall for me and I could blame that. This time.... well, I made a lot more progress, but there were these two little kids cruising around the same parking lot biking as naturally as walking, and it made me feel bad. I kept thinking of what people were thinking, which is not something I usually do. Still, I intend to keep trying for a little while.

Friday, March 19, 2010



I've not heard the end of it, since that guy at car-ex called Jeremy "bro." :)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

suibrom: haha
I will tron all over
me: haha wow I've never heard tron as a euphemism for come before
suibrom: haha I figured that was the next logical step
me: do you have to yell tron as you come?
suibrom: Yes, or that I am "tronning"
me: man I have deja vu... I think I told people you have to yell tron when you come when I said I was from tron when I met your friends at the cabin
suibrom: haha you did tell that to people at the cabin
me: Should I be happy or sad that apparently sayingn tron when you come is something I must think of a lot rather than something that can only come up once a lifetime as random chance?
suibrom: it is awesome, so you should be happy
it means you're tronning a lot

Monday, March 15, 2010

I'm so fucking tired of being a sickly motherfucker... I used to be the healthiest in my family. Now, not so much. It's sad when you start falling apart at 18.

So... Tues night I got the beginnings of a migraine. The worst I've had in my life. Awesome. Hated it, but endured all Weds with it. Then came Thurs. I had to work. I'm one absence away from getting written up and lately people are getting fired for tiny little reasons. So... yeah... that was fun. Oh, and should I mention that since I was taking more migraine pills for a longer period than I ever have in my life, they were upsetting my digestive system and I was having tons of diarrhea?

Fucking fuck... I should goddamn be allowed to stay at home when I'm that sick. But I can't get any fucking FMLA for any of my colitis absences, so I guess I'm fucked.

Fri I didn't feel awesome, but whatever, it was such an improvement. Yesterday I had somewhat of a headache, too.

Today I felt better.... until my goddamn period started. Guh, way worse than a period should be. If humans still had to fend for themselves in the wild I'd be the sickly one that died a looong time ago.

But I'm glad I didn't die, because I met Jeremy, who should hate me by now for my whininess but instead took care of me quite wonderfully.

In other news, music videos that I like (some are not new):





Tuesday, March 09, 2010

me: I have to work soon :/
damn this need I have to keep myself in the style to which I have become accustomed
suibrom: what style is that?
me: cristale every night, a high class call girl on each arm and a 1994 Toyota Camry
to be seen in about town
duuuuuh
suibrom: haha
you are a classy lady
me: I know, right?

Friday, February 26, 2010

Meh. I've had a sore throat for days and days now. Which sucks, esp. given that I talk for a living. It is sort of perplexing... it's not gotten worse (which is good) but it hasn't been getting better (which is bad). Stupid... throat.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Me bad at blogging these days.

The last post was basically copied off of an email I sent to Josh. This update is to whine about my own laziness.

I.E. Things I've needed to do for months now:

-dentist
-butt doctor
-regular doctor
-IRA deposit

I need to make appointments. Am I going to do it today? ....outlook not good.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Birthday weekend was sweeeet! For lunch on Sat Jeremy took me to this Victorian tea house in Clinton that Judy was talking about the other day and sounded really good. The tea and the meal were pretty good, but I am not exaggerating when I say my dessert, the lemon cake, was THE BEST FUCKING LEMON CAKE I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. It was soooo good.

For dinner my family took me to this chinese place I really love. Brody (Phew 2 and also the one who constantly screams if one attempts to take him to a restaurant) was not present (my brother in law who doesn't like chinese food stayed home and watched him) but the Phew was there and hilarious. He randomly poked Lori in the arm and was
like, "Cheese touch!" She had never seen him do cheese touch before and was trying to figure out where he picked it up, but I guess he made it up. Someone pokes you and says cheese touch, and if you aren't crossing your fingers, you end up with cheese touch.

Then, at one point the cheese touch was passed to Jeremy, and he had
to go to the bathroom. While he was gone, the Phew was all, "Jeremy's
got cheese touch! Jeremy's got cheese touch!" Which was particularly
hilarious because our waiter's name was also Jeremy and we kept
wondering if he'd come by and wonder how he got cheese touch and what
it is.

My family got me some decent loot. I got a gift card for Meijer, but also a lot of cooking stuff I wanted like a sweet-ass nonstick rolling pin and a spatula that's not half melted, and some books I wanted (Jeremy got me some books I wanted and a bigger pasta strainer I can actually hook to the sink so I can set it down and have my hand free).

Then I took off work Sun & Jeremy & I hung out more which was fun. We went to the mall because he needed some pants, and I found all these pretty nice shirts at Old Navy for only $5. They also had some dog outfits. I bought one and tried to make 007 wear it but he squirmed out of it pretty easily, even though I got the appropriate size. I took it back today and got a refund worth twice as much as one of the shirts I got.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Conver with Ryan

Ryan: maybe you can txt eachother the answers
Me: haha I'm not allowed to utilize or bring any electronic communicating device, including but not limited to cell phones, mp3 players, and pagers. Those bastards.
Me: Rush helps me add
Me: Queen helps me spell
Ryan: hahah word
Me: with out Tom Sawyer I think two plus two is fifteen
Me: without fat bottom girls I think tree is spelled Taskdjfa
Ryan: oh crap! It's not?
Me: I know, right?
Me: classic rock, I need you now!
Ryan: rock out!
Me: bohemian rhapsody is how I know how to spell bohemian.
Me: and rhapsody
Ryan: haha okay that may be valid
Me: modern music just isn't as educational
Ryan: how am I supposed to know how to spell when poker face is on?
Ryan: I can't think about anything except stabbing lady gaga
Me: hahaha
Jeremy had two separate conversations with me in his sleep again... so adorable!

Jeremy: *noise*
Me: What?
Jeremy: Judiste!
Me: What is a Judiste?
Jeremy: It's a monster!
Me: What kind of monster?
Jeremy: It's like part caped super hero and part Jew
Me: It's part jew?
Jeremy: Yes
Me: What is its weapons?
Jeremy: *mumble mumble and Jew Love*
Me: Jew love?
Jeremy: Yes
Me: Is jew love a weapon?
Jeremy: no, it's love.
Me: What's five times four?
Jeremy: four
Me: I love you!
Jeremy: I love you!

second conver:

Jeremy: Yaaaay!
Me: Why yay?
Jeremy: Volleyball no more
Me: No more volleyball?
Jeremy: yeah
Me: Do you hate volleyball?
Jeremy: I don't give a damn, it's just *mumble mumble*

Friday, January 22, 2010

So there's this band, Say Anything, that I really like. They had a deal a few months ago where if you pay them some money (yeah, I probably spent too much but what the hell) the lead singer would write and perform a song about whatever you want. I'd recently bought a rabbit who foiled my every attempt at... everything.

I got it yesterday... if you want to hear it, download here:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/715498944bff861b/

P.S. The crotch thing, out of context, is gross. Basically he will lick whatever is in front of him if you scratch him vigorously. When I decided to show my friends Julie & Lothar this trick, he happened to be on my lap and it looked like he was giving me a BJ. It was hilarious and I mentioned that it the notes, which was probably a mistake. Now if I ever want to play this song for anyone, I have to explain that part :P

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Jeremy is, to all appearances, asleep.

Jeremy: *starts laughing*
Me: What's so funny?
Jeremy: *sad groan*
Me: What?
Jeremy: *sad groan*
Me: What?
Jeremy: I don't remember
Me: So you dreamed of something funny, laughed, woke up, and forgot what it was?
Jeremy: I don't know
Me: Are you asleep right now?
Jeremy: No
Me: Are you asleep right now?
Jeremy: No
Amy: Are you talking to me in your sleep?
Jeremy: No
Amy: What's 4 times 5?
Jeremy: 5
Amy: You are asleep!
Jeremy: 20
Amy: Maybe not...

*pause*

Amy: I love you!
Jeremy: *sad groan*
Amy: Are you upset or something?

No answer. He told me afterwards that he didn't remember anything, so probably had been asleep. It was pretty funny.