Jeremy had two separate conversations with me in his sleep again... so adorable!

Jeremy: *noise*
Me: What?
Jeremy: Judiste!
Me: What is a Judiste?
Jeremy: It's a monster!
Me: What kind of monster?
Jeremy: It's like part caped super hero and part Jew
Me: It's part jew?
Jeremy: Yes
Me: What is its weapons?
Jeremy: *mumble mumble and Jew Love*
Me: Jew love?
Jeremy: Yes
Me: Is jew love a weapon?
Jeremy: no, it's love.
Me: What's five times four?
Jeremy: four
Me: I love you!
Jeremy: I love you!

second conver:

Jeremy: Yaaaay!
Me: Why yay?
Jeremy: Volleyball no more
Me: No more volleyball?
Jeremy: yeah
Me: Do you hate volleyball?
Jeremy: I don't give a damn, it's just *mumble mumble*