Kirk (Jeremy's cat) is so gross. He throws up at least once a week and when he does it's like, 6 times, all over the house. I told Jeremy he needs to see a vet, but Jeremy says that some cats just throw up all the time and he doesn't want to pay all that money to be told that there's nothing that can be done.

Fine. Whatever. Jeremy has to clean it. Even when Jeremy's not around I leave it for him to clean up later. Which is the cat's favorite time to throw up anyway. He's a nervous cat and misses Jeremy when he's gone for the weekend or whatever and it makes him throw up even more.

Except.... this time he threw up a tiny bit like, everywhere in the house. He threw up 7 little times. And I kept stepping in it so I was like "FUCK I'll clean it up." I had no idea what I was in for. His throw up doesn't smell from far away.... but when you're up close and personal trying to scrub it out of the carpet (yeah, of course the one place he didn't throw up was the tile) it smells disgusting. I don't think I can ever get that smell out of my nose.

So.... yeah. Also he usually does one big throw up right at the get go. That one I was going to leave.... but of course, it's in his actual food bowl. So yay I get to clean that up as well.

I know I'm whiney, it's just cat puke, I should suck it up and deal with it. But ugh... so gross.