Oh on the last post (what Jeremy would and wouldn't forgive): I forgot to add one of the best parts. I asked him if it was forgivable to punch his grandma in the face. He gave me the benefit of the doubt and asked me why I had hypothetically punched his grandma in the face. Turns out she's hypothetically racist against people who are hypothetically 1/80th Cherokee, 1/80th Irish, or would hypothetically call someone a Polack for having visited Chicago.

Btw, don't know if I mentioned it, but we are engaged now! I am super psyched and stealing just about all my ideas from Juthar's wedding and my sister's wedding, the only two weddings I've ever paid attention at.