The awesomest thing about having a laptop? Compooping. Pooping and computing at the same time. By which I mean looking up internet porn and pooping. By which I mean masturbating and pooping. Poopturbating?

Seriously though, if you have a disease that causes you to spend a lot of time & painful time at that in the bathroom, you cannot underestimate the value of a distraction whilst pooping.

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