1) MY COMPUTER IS FIXED, YAAAAAY!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Josh, for letting me reap the rewards of your tireless efforts.

2) I got christmas gifts from Josh as well! He got me a good game (Infernal Contraption, expansion for Infernal Contraption), massive amounts of candy, massive amounts of chapstick, a poop a day calendar, and a poop log (where I can record the details of my bowel movements). The coup de grace: a tee shirt that says, "Day man, fighter of the night man, champion of the sun, you're a master of karate and friendship for everyone." If you don't get that, it's okay, it's a reference to a TV show you probably don't watch. But trust me, it's hilarious. I gave him two frisbee golf discs, two games (Lost Cities, Caesar & Cleopatra) and some stocking stuffers.

3) I am a bad friend:

Ryan: and still trying to get all the madness going for the wedding
me: have you guys set a date?
Ryan: uh yeah like.. three days from now
Had I not mentioned that?
me: WHAT
no
congratulations
Ryan: wow we really need to talk more
me: apparently