you're the magic that holds the sky up from the ground

I forgot to document this yesterday, but it needs to be documented, because it is hilarious.

Some guy called me up at work the other day thinking we were the publisher's clearing house. He didn't want to believe me that we were the company we actually are. He kept saying, "you must've gotten the wrong number, I've been calling this number for years" and it didn't seem to matter to him when I pointed out the fact that he called us up, not vice versa. That has probably been my most enjoyable call ever. I was sad when I finally convinced him and he hung up.