Phew Harder!

So my sister called me up today and left me a message that the new addition to their family is going to be a boy. I'm really stupid though... for whatever reason, even though I know she's due in July, I thought she meant she'd actually had the baby and I was all freaking out thinking "I didn't know she was due this soon!" and "Is it premature?" But then I realized she was just letting me know the gender because I had been particularly antsy to know.

Which, the reason why is I wanted to know if I could call the kid Phew Two or come up with some stupid niece name. So... yeah, for my own (weird and stupid) purposes I'm slightly gladder that it's a boy than I would've if it were a girl. Besides, I think Phew II sounds awesome. It's like a movie sequel or something. "Phew II: Phew Harder!"

Me: if they have a third kid I'm definitely calling it "Phew With a Vengeance."
Me: even if it's a girl
Ryan: Resistance is Phew-tile
Me: I actually don't think I'm going to get a third one anyway
Ryan: these things can be arranged
Me: Imagine this to the tune of Dance Magic Dance

"The Power of Phew two?
Who do?
Phew Two
What?
Remind me of the Phew"
Ryan: haha