I'm spreading my disease

YM: I've been making "your mom" jokes all day so I should be as good as you soon.
Me: haha yay!
YM: There were some gasps occasionally but mostly laughter.
Me: I'm proud of you, protege
YM: I learn from the best. bows to you in an oriental manner
Me: why thank you
Me: can I call you grasshopper?
YM: You can call me anything you want, master.
Me: that's what your mom said to me last night
Me: then she added, "but I prefer "dirty whore""
YM: Haha
Me: a-thank you, a-thank you

The sad thing is, the other day people were telling me I should do stand up comedy, so the whole day today I've had stupid stand up routines going through my head.

A lot of them revolve around poo.