I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am

In other news, I have been woken up by a phone call 3 out of the last 4 days. Am I becoming popular, or have I just started sleeping too late?

Lastly, I have apparently become the type of person who makes e-mails that contain angry rants about dinosaur HMOs.

"I don't know. Dinosaur dentists charge per tooth and since dinosaur teeth are so big, it's a hefty fee. So when I go to a dinosaur dentist with my small human teeth I feel cheated. But dinosaur dental insurance would require I couldn't go to any dentist except one in a goddamn dinosaur HMO. Fuck that shit."